REALITY ON A STICK

Think With Your Penis.

June 14, 2007 · 4 Comments

Your penis is telling you to stop smoking.

I’m not usually a fan of terrorism or even mild scare tactics, but the battle to quit smoking calls for the, erm, big guns.

(Thanks to Memoir for posting the ad.)

Categories: drugs · happiness · health · humor · personal · perspective · self-help

4 responses so far ↓

  • Lauren // June 14, 2007 at 8:45 pm | Reply

    :) Don’t thank me, thank Google. It’s where I found it. But isn’t it hilarious? Mild scare tactic, indeed.

  • rob // June 15, 2007 at 1:03 am | Reply

    It still doesn’t make me want to give up smoking though. I’ve given up before. I didn’t like it so I started again. Even if they showed a guy strapped into a chair being forced to watch Rita Rudner stand-up while Kelly Osbourne lap dances him because he’d smoked a fag, I’d still smoke. I think these advertisers and health authorities need to roll their views back about 50 years and start telling us how good it is again. Tiny fools

  • realityonastick // June 15, 2007 at 6:44 am | Reply

    Lauren: No, really, thank you. Your post on your joint decision (with Sean) to quit smoking got me thinking again about how lax my attitude to smoking has been. I used to smoke regularly, but never more than half a pack a day. Nonetheless, despite being able to give up for long, extended periods on several occasions, I have always found my way back to cigarettes–usually in the middle of a long night of partying! In recent years, I’ve allowed myself a few cigarettes on any given night out drinking, or when I’m traveling, but never on a regular basis. The upshot has been that I am forever suspended in the jonesing for a smoke and overeating to compensate phase….(it’s also possible that I’m just a fat, lazy bastard;-) But seriously, I need to do a little soul-searching and crush the association between drinking and smoking. It might require a hiatus from drinking–and perhaps a copy of the above ad tattooed to my forehead! (lol, just read your post about cheating, you naughty, naughty kids.)

  • realityonastick // June 15, 2007 at 6:46 am | Reply

    Rob: Please keep posting comments, dude. You’re batting 1000 in the funny department. You’re such a jackass, I love it.

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